(This page features my succesful
audition for the legendary UGLY
model agency. You can see me
My name is Tam Hinton and
as you can see, I'm hideous.
I'm an artist and performer,
I work in cabaret and street
performance as well as my
own strange independent films.
I'm a physical and energetic
performer, I can walk on stilts
if that's ever required, I also
like putting on accents and changing
my voice. I can play normal ugly people, but most of all, I'm into
StRaNgEnEsS.
I enjoy anything grotesque and
bizarre. Amongst other things I like snivelling, grovelling and looking crazy.
If I could play any role
it would probably be 'Renfield'
in Dracula.
I'm keen to give this face to the world,
and that's why I've contacted you guys!
Feast your eyes, glut your soul, on my
accursed ugliness ...